Friday night fever. We all had it. There is no cure.
The $100 ticket night was also on Friday. Coincidence? I think not.
Well the night started off a little shaky cos i didnt know it was more smart-casual than casual, so i rocked up in a hella-bright jumper, and everyone there was wearing black or white so i stood out like a Rangga in a group shower. But no matter, alcohol would settle that. As i came in, Toby stamped me to acknowledge that i am Underage. Stupid idea really, as i just wiped it off, as did Pagey. Seriously, it wasnt a masterstroke or anything. Stupid idea by them.
The tickets were pretty cool but. 1 ticket = a middy and 2 = a stubby and 4 = a jug. So we just chipped in for jugs for a while and we were well and truly gone by the time the raffle was drawn. We had broken the seal pretty early too, so there was trips aplenty to the urinal.
All was good until about 10.30 when Hatty and Strahany and some dude apparently called Varcoe got into smishes which resulted in Strahany being shirtless and Hatty getting his nose turned into a blood-tap. So they tried to close the bar then and told everyone that tickets couldnt be used anymore but so many people were pissed off that they had to reopen. After all, they didnt pay $100 for nothing.
After a while me and Pagey were the only two Colts left standing and im ashamed to say i abandoned him in my fixation on hijacking a taxi. And he let me know about it, believe me. Well the taxi i took was a bad choice cos it was going out all the way to Port Geo. By the time we'd been there and to mine the fare was 40 big ones. Oh well.
Tonight we are going out again maybe. It's the Buddy and Fev Show tonight, so we will be tuning in. Have fun everyone, this is the last day of August.
Im off like Strahanys shirt
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Kelly: Superstar
You know our big red friend? No, not Clifford the Big Red Dog, i mean Kelly.
Well, he's copped a wee bit of media attention from his stirring efforts in the weekend's game against Souths. This coincides with a new-found ability of mine: scanning. So here is a couple of pics and articles from today's Mail:
Haha 'Duthie's Duty'.... What a tagline. He looks like he's on the crapper haha.
This was on the back page. What a superstar!! I think the two out of three is how many kicks Kelly did that went out of bounds on the full.... Or it could be two out of the three sides winning, who knows?
I have some more scans but they take too long to load and my beaver brother is having a cry about me taking so long. Friggen wuss.
Let me know what you think about the snaps of Clifford, you know where (in the comments).
Im off like Kelly's chain...
PS. Click on the photos and they enlarge... see if Kelly has a Haselby going on!
Well, he's copped a wee bit of media attention from his stirring efforts in the weekend's game against Souths. This coincides with a new-found ability of mine: scanning. So here is a couple of pics and articles from today's Mail:
Haha 'Duthie's Duty'.... What a tagline. He looks like he's on the crapper haha.
This was on the back page. What a superstar!! I think the two out of three is how many kicks Kelly did that went out of bounds on the full.... Or it could be two out of the three sides winning, who knows?
I have some more scans but they take too long to load and my beaver brother is having a cry about me taking so long. Friggen wuss.
Let me know what you think about the snaps of Clifford, you know where (in the comments).
Im off like Kelly's chain...
PS. Click on the photos and they enlarge... see if Kelly has a Haselby going on!
Monday, August 25, 2008
Its been decided...
Yes, it's been decided which AFL players resemble three of your favourite boys the greatest. Here are the results:
Brock most closely resembled Dale Thomas with a 46% majority. You can clearly see the resemblance in this completely unaltered photo.
Jarryd Kelly was the toughest to pigeon-hole, with Capper edging out Strauchanie with one vote. I think it was a very good choice, judging by how similar they look in the above photo.
Kelly Duthie was overwhelmingly crowned Cameron Ling in the pool, with a comprehensive 91% of votes going Ling's way. And too right too, look how much Ling looks like Kelly in the action shot above?
I would like to thank you all for voting, and if anyone has any ideas for the next Lambda Boys poll, please, let me know.
It's been a pleasure.
Brock most closely resembled Dale Thomas with a 46% majority. You can clearly see the resemblance in this completely unaltered photo.
Jarryd Kelly was the toughest to pigeon-hole, with Capper edging out Strauchanie with one vote. I think it was a very good choice, judging by how similar they look in the above photo.
Kelly Duthie was overwhelmingly crowned Cameron Ling in the pool, with a comprehensive 91% of votes going Ling's way. And too right too, look how much Ling looks like Kelly in the action shot above?I would like to thank you all for voting, and if anyone has any ideas for the next Lambda Boys poll, please, let me know.
It's been a pleasure.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
W/E
It was a pretty eventful weekend it must be said. Friday night was Morgies and Poppases 18th birthday celebrations held at Di and Dezzas Crib. Or Morgans house as it is known to most. I had a fair bit of fun cos i had Kelly there with me, and we met some Joe kid that was hell cool and played Kelly in Hockey for years and we played against in Basketball (for Margs) last year. i didnt drink too much cos of the Fluoro party the next night so i just owned the Pool Table for a while and had fun. Jarryd's girlfriend's twin was there and it took us ages to figure out whether she was Sam or Jess without actually asking her and hurting her feelings, cos they sort of look the same. Being twins and all.
Saturday was one of the best days Busso has seen for a while. The Colts won in a nail-biting, ball-twisting finish to rival the Eagles 2006 Grand Final win. Souths were undermanned its fair to say, but the awesomeness of the guys to come back from 3 goals down to win, with barely a skerrick of experience playing together as a team was good to watch. All without Pagey as well, who made his season debut for League against Daniel Bandy in the ruck. He wasnt embarrassed either.
Baker played the best ive ever seen a single person play in a game, and Kel, Gryller, Pearson and Dyldo supported well. Tian fucked up his calf and Readie got in a fight and Kelly thought he'd be hell tough and get involved but he might aswell have not been there....
Just joking Kel.
Anyway, the fluoro party WENT OFF. It was pretty bright in there, needless to say. They were a bit laxer on security so there was a massive D-Floor all night. I was double drinking all night cos i was out of wack with Pagey's drinking so i always had a drink in each hand. Pretty handy, especially when i got thirsty.
I think Pagey may have hooked up, but i have not received confirmation yet, he is a sly devil... Has deviousness to rival Brock i think, but he is much less sinister...
Well, i have work tomoro at 7.30 so good bloody night.
Im off like the hoff when he's had enough x
Saturday was one of the best days Busso has seen for a while. The Colts won in a nail-biting, ball-twisting finish to rival the Eagles 2006 Grand Final win. Souths were undermanned its fair to say, but the awesomeness of the guys to come back from 3 goals down to win, with barely a skerrick of experience playing together as a team was good to watch. All without Pagey as well, who made his season debut for League against Daniel Bandy in the ruck. He wasnt embarrassed either.
Baker played the best ive ever seen a single person play in a game, and Kel, Gryller, Pearson and Dyldo supported well. Tian fucked up his calf and Readie got in a fight and Kelly thought he'd be hell tough and get involved but he might aswell have not been there....
Just joking Kel.
Anyway, the fluoro party WENT OFF. It was pretty bright in there, needless to say. They were a bit laxer on security so there was a massive D-Floor all night. I was double drinking all night cos i was out of wack with Pagey's drinking so i always had a drink in each hand. Pretty handy, especially when i got thirsty.
I think Pagey may have hooked up, but i have not received confirmation yet, he is a sly devil... Has deviousness to rival Brock i think, but he is much less sinister...
Well, i have work tomoro at 7.30 so good bloody night.
Im off like the hoff when he's had enough x
Thursday, August 21, 2008
More Lookalikes
A found a picture of our friend with a longer name than Albus Dumbledore, Brock James Jeffery-Monck. I think he has always considered himself something of a divine being, and here is the proof.
Anyway, i havnt done much the last couple of days but. A couple of weird things did happen though. I went to get ready for work on Tuesday arvo, and i went to wet my toothbrush to brush my teeth but the water just dribbled out. I was like 'what the hell?' so i called Dad at work to let him know. So he got people from up the road, and the handyman from his work to come and check it out and shit. But they had no idea, everything was working properly, just shit all water was coming out.
We came to the conclusion that there must a burst pipe somewhere, so we are digging around all through the garden looking for soft spots, which, let me tell you, is great fun. I recommend it. SO at this point of dirty, sweaty, and still in what i slept in that morning, and the cops rock up. Not just 2, like normal, but 3, and i think to myself, i must have really done something wrong if they're getting extra back up for me. But they probably just know how strong i am... So reluctantly i went over and said hello to them and asked 'How can i help you officers' like you see in the movies, you know... And then i notice that the third cop is strangely familiar... Anyway so im standing there staring at her cos i didnt realise straight away who she was, and this other cop is talking to me and asking me questions and i just answer like im on auto pilot or something, my mind is still going at a thousand revs trying to figure out who she is.
It turns out that she is no other that Jarryd 'The Heartbreak Kid' Kelly's ex-girlfriend and ex-model, Sam. Oh not Jarryd's new Sam, the old one from Bunbury. You all know the one dont you guys...
The cops explained they only wanted to talk to my Dad about jury duty, and that could i please give it to them when i he got home. And then they scurried off, and Dad pulls in just after. Meanwhile, we still have guys looking at our water-metre, stomping on our garden and what-not. Finally Dad grew some balls and rang the water company, and with alot of muffled swear words, he found out what the problem was: With Mum gone, we had left some letters unopened, one of them saying that we hadnt payed our water bill yet so if we didnt soon the water would get cut off. And it was 5 by then, so they cant turn it back on until tomorrow. SO i went showerless to work that night and the next morning, i pity the people who had to work with me..
Oh and by the way, i won $20 this week in my Fanfooty Fantasy team for getting the 3rd highest score out or over 600 people that week. So suck on that Mum, im not wasting my time. Anyway, im off, so i will finish with a famous quote:
"All hail Brock James Jeffery-Monck, the fearless leader of the Lambda Boys" Adolf Hitler
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Mummy
Sorry again about the less-than-frequent updates. I do have an excuse though. My mummish has been in melbourne since last wednesday, so i have playing Mum all week. Actually, until Dad gets home cos im sure as shit not playing Mum when he's around. If you get my drift.
So basically i have babysitting quite a bit, and picking up the kids from and there. I have to pick up the kids after school and i even did some shopping. Bargains galore. And last night i made myself some pasts for dinner, so so good. Want my recipe? Even Borat liked it, saying 'Its Niiiicce'.
On Sunday i went and watched Colts play. Depressing. And they actually all looked hell depressed too, Kel was hell down and so was Rennie, Macca, Brodie and a couple of others. We didnt score a goal all first half and they had scored 14. The score was 5 to 96. We did well to keep in under 100 points in hindsight.
We ended up kicking 3 goals for the game, thanks to Pagey and Bucket, but no thanks to Rennie and Brodie who both missed frustratingly easy goals on the run. I didnt go to the awards that night cos i had work, so i dont know who got the awards. But the silver lining is that i did a vote card, and i saw Cribbys aswell. No need to thanks me for letting you know what goes on behind the scenes...
Cribby's
5. Joe Budiselik
4. Ryan Pearson
3. Tony Page
2. Jacob Grylls
1. Michael Robbins
Mine
5. Joe Budiselik
4. Ryan Pearson
3. Michael Robbins
2. Tony Page
1. Scott Coverly
I cant speak for Cribby, but i know Gryllsy was unlucky to miss out on votes on my card, and Kel or Brodie could easily have been given a vote or two.
Oh and something hell good happened at work aswell, but its only for the boys to know so msg me when u read this...
Peace
So basically i have babysitting quite a bit, and picking up the kids from and there. I have to pick up the kids after school and i even did some shopping. Bargains galore. And last night i made myself some pasts for dinner, so so good. Want my recipe? Even Borat liked it, saying 'Its Niiiicce'.
On Sunday i went and watched Colts play. Depressing. And they actually all looked hell depressed too, Kel was hell down and so was Rennie, Macca, Brodie and a couple of others. We didnt score a goal all first half and they had scored 14. The score was 5 to 96. We did well to keep in under 100 points in hindsight.
We ended up kicking 3 goals for the game, thanks to Pagey and Bucket, but no thanks to Rennie and Brodie who both missed frustratingly easy goals on the run. I didnt go to the awards that night cos i had work, so i dont know who got the awards. But the silver lining is that i did a vote card, and i saw Cribbys aswell. No need to thanks me for letting you know what goes on behind the scenes...
Cribby's
5. Joe Budiselik
4. Ryan Pearson
3. Tony Page
2. Jacob Grylls
1. Michael Robbins
Mine
5. Joe Budiselik
4. Ryan Pearson
3. Michael Robbins
2. Tony Page
1. Scott Coverly
I cant speak for Cribby, but i know Gryllsy was unlucky to miss out on votes on my card, and Kel or Brodie could easily have been given a vote or two.
Oh and something hell good happened at work aswell, but its only for the boys to know so msg me when u read this...
Peace
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Faggy Name
I was just thinknig tonight about how weird it is that im gonna have to get used to calling our biggest friend by his new name: Brock Jeffery-Monck. And the longer i said it over and over in my head, the weirder and gayer it sounds. Now it just sounds gay.
Come to think of it, its a disgrace. Why should i have to learn his name all over again? I have to learn how to feel comfortable calling him Jeffery-Monck, like its normal to me. You know, this is specifically why i have male friends, so i wont have to remember their new names when they get married. Cos obviously the unlucky women will have to takes theirs.
It was like my Grade 6 teacher, Miss Twaddle. Awesome name, i can see why she got married. But seriously, i was so used to calling her that, that when she became Mrs Christie, it took me the best part of a semester to get used to the change. Awkward. The only cool part i can remember is when she decided to reenact the wedding at an assembly so all the kids could see it. She actually put the dress on and all, but her husband had work so they just got the year 4 teacher Mr Mills to act as the groom. Which was weird, cos all the younger ones actually thought they were married for a while. Bless them.
Not only will this change the way i remember his name, but dont you think its a little gay? Having a three-worded name, or as i like to call it, Trinamous. So Brock is a Trinamer now. How self-absorbed, or pretentious, he must be to become a Trinamer. Think about - Anna Nicole-Smith, Samuel L Jackson, George W Bush, Courtney Cox-Arquette, Lewis Roberts-Thompson - these people think they are such hot shit, so special they deserve an extra name?
Brock Jeffery-Monck. Next we will be asked to call him 'Your Highness' aswell!
Buts thats okay, I'll get used to it. I got used to Kelly being gay after he came out of the closet, so this should be a piece of cake.
Come to think of it, its a disgrace. Why should i have to learn his name all over again? I have to learn how to feel comfortable calling him Jeffery-Monck, like its normal to me. You know, this is specifically why i have male friends, so i wont have to remember their new names when they get married. Cos obviously the unlucky women will have to takes theirs.
It was like my Grade 6 teacher, Miss Twaddle. Awesome name, i can see why she got married. But seriously, i was so used to calling her that, that when she became Mrs Christie, it took me the best part of a semester to get used to the change. Awkward. The only cool part i can remember is when she decided to reenact the wedding at an assembly so all the kids could see it. She actually put the dress on and all, but her husband had work so they just got the year 4 teacher Mr Mills to act as the groom. Which was weird, cos all the younger ones actually thought they were married for a while. Bless them.
Not only will this change the way i remember his name, but dont you think its a little gay? Having a three-worded name, or as i like to call it, Trinamous. So Brock is a Trinamer now. How self-absorbed, or pretentious, he must be to become a Trinamer. Think about - Anna Nicole-Smith, Samuel L Jackson, George W Bush, Courtney Cox-Arquette, Lewis Roberts-Thompson - these people think they are such hot shit, so special they deserve an extra name?
Brock Jeffery-Monck. Next we will be asked to call him 'Your Highness' aswell!
Buts thats okay, I'll get used to it. I got used to Kelly being gay after he came out of the closet, so this should be a piece of cake.
Sorry its tuesday
Well the football on the weekend is nothing to crow about. We lost all three games, and nothing really memorable happened. Except Pagey getting knocked 'the fuck out'. Man he went down like a sack of shit.
Kelly, in his first game back, did pretty good. He earnt 4th best on, but he looked a little fatigued the whole game. Probably due to his awesome fast food diet.
Saturday night was good too, no Chris Masten though. Awwww. But seriously, it was way lamer than last week cos they had security and shit loads of ppl werent allowed in so there was hardly any D-Floor to speak of. Weak.
Just thought I'd give a general update on Busselton. Having Kelly back was short lived, he's gone to Albany with Morgs for a week. Mulks are settling in nicely apparently, with Tom saying 'it is the time of his life'! Sounds good. Not. Cos im not there.
Went to see the eagles play at Subi with Cockers on the weekend, and it was so worth it! 4th win for the season, Hell Yeah! McKinley raped, kicked 7, he's probably even better than Travis Cloke already.
Getting my Uni accomodation set up, its pretty nit-picky. Like i need passport sized photos, and references and shit. I mean, who can really be bothered? But a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do, and even though im not a man yet, i gotta do it. Speaking of, its only a month and 6 dyas left til i am a man (18 years old) so definitely write that in your calenders.
I better get msgs and presents.
Anyways, peace
Im off like the 100m sprinters (olympic special)
alexxx
Kelly, in his first game back, did pretty good. He earnt 4th best on, but he looked a little fatigued the whole game. Probably due to his awesome fast food diet.
Saturday night was good too, no Chris Masten though. Awwww. But seriously, it was way lamer than last week cos they had security and shit loads of ppl werent allowed in so there was hardly any D-Floor to speak of. Weak.
Just thought I'd give a general update on Busselton. Having Kelly back was short lived, he's gone to Albany with Morgs for a week. Mulks are settling in nicely apparently, with Tom saying 'it is the time of his life'! Sounds good. Not. Cos im not there.
Went to see the eagles play at Subi with Cockers on the weekend, and it was so worth it! 4th win for the season, Hell Yeah! McKinley raped, kicked 7, he's probably even better than Travis Cloke already.
Getting my Uni accomodation set up, its pretty nit-picky. Like i need passport sized photos, and references and shit. I mean, who can really be bothered? But a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do, and even though im not a man yet, i gotta do it. Speaking of, its only a month and 6 dyas left til i am a man (18 years old) so definitely write that in your calenders.
I better get msgs and presents.
Anyways, peace
Im off like the 100m sprinters (olympic special)
alexxx
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Which Footballer?
Which footballer is Jarryd Kelly? Is he the AFL chunkiest player, Stuart 'Schmoo' Dew? Or is he ex-player, tool, and blonde-locked bitch Warwick 'Pinnie' Capper (who, like Jarryd, doesnt mind showing a bit of ass), or crowd favourite Bryan 'Strauchanie' Strauchan, fat and blonde?
Which player is Brock Jeffery-Monck? The choices are Dale 'Daisy' Thomas (because of his girly bleached hair), Steve 'Devolution" Johnson (because he is the dopiest looking player) and Quinten 'Bruhn' Lynch (Cos he is all brawn and no brain).
Which footballer is Kelly Duthie? The three candidates are, in order, Matthew 'Master' Bate, Cameron 'The Pink Pig' Ling and Adam 'Ah' Cooney. They were selected based on the criteria that they are all fireminges obviously.
Leave some comments or vote on the poll. And if you leave a comment, gives reasons for your choice please, it will be much appreciated in deciding... Which footballer are you?
Im off like Jarryd's pants at any opportunity,
XxX Ale
Monday, August 4, 2008
18 vs 20
I'm going to start off by saying sorry to all my loyal readers. Im so sorry. So, so sorry. Why? Because we lost to Donnybrook. Yes, its true.
We were going pretty good too. They kicked the first goal, thanks to a shitty umpiring decision, but we got the next couple back to be 1 up at quarter time. We knew we werent playing our best but we had so many umpiring decisions, soft calls, go against us. We came out flat in the 2nd but moving Pagey to the square and leaving him one-out bought us 4 goals, 3 to the big man. It was roughly about 9.5 to 5.3 at half time, and we came off feeling pretty happy that we had started to get on top even though the umpiring decisions were not improving.
But then it all just went to shit.
We couldnt get near the ball without a push, hold or 'throw' (fucking bullshit) called against us. It was the single worst display of umpiring i have ever seen, and not just because they were shit calls, but because 95% went Donnybrook's way. And i promise you, that is not an exaggeration. I was on the sidelines going nutso at them, i was scared i was going to hurt them hey. So they ended up getting 8 goals to 1, leaving us three goals behind.
Up to this point, 9 of their 13 goals had come from free kicks, 7 directly and 2 indirectly. it was an absolute joke. In fairness though, we did play pretty badly in the 3rd, but it was because frustration and decreased confidence due to the umpires affected our team so badly.
The last quarter was the only semi-even quarter umpiring-wise, but donnybrook just shut down and droppped players back, preferring to stop us scoring rather than scoring themselves. They ended up winning by about 2 goals. You should have seen them, they were so fucking happy, they were basically making love it the forward pocket. Even with no lube. Best players;
Tony Page. An absolute machine. Killed it in the ruck and around the ground all day, probably helped by the fact he was our only marking target cos Baker and Harbeck were both absent. When moved down forward he bagged 3 in 10 mins and finished with 5.2 in a buddy-like performance.
Tony Page. A friggen gun. Seriously. If it wasnt for this dude, we would have lost be the same margin we thrashed Donnybrook by last time. Scored a 55m goal on the run in the first quarter, and he didnt even get onto it. Brockish goal.
Tony Page. Noone else is worth mentioning, because Tony was the team.
At least league and reserves dominated hell easily. Fraser kicked a couple and Jimmy kicked 4 or 5, mostly cheapies though. He got punched in the head and was rolling around on the ground it was so funny hey.
While we were watching league out of Rennies' ute's tray, i noticed Chris Masten had decided to rock up. All the girls were sucked to him like homos to a soccer match obviously, it was pretty lame. Morgan, the Emmas and Ric were off and played groupies for a while, which seemed to work cos they got propositioned to go back to his hotel. So now we know he has no standards, but at least the girls do, as they didnt oblige.
It was pretty funny watching everyone in the rooms around him, the guys were showing off hell bad and the chicks had doodle signs for pupils, they were that keen on him. I think he pulled two roots by 10 O'Clock. Nice. The night was pretty good, everyone enjoyed themselves heaps and it got shut down around about 1. We ordered a taxi but it got poached by fucking Tyson so we walked (i ran) to the 24 hour-ie and got food while we waited for a taxi. Which ended up being like an hour.
So all in all, pretty good fun. favourite part of the night was watching Chris Masten wearing a busso magpies hat and yelling out about how much he loves Busso and wants to play for us. Hell pathetic hey, but funny.
Aiite, im off like Thomas' shirt at every party
We were going pretty good too. They kicked the first goal, thanks to a shitty umpiring decision, but we got the next couple back to be 1 up at quarter time. We knew we werent playing our best but we had so many umpiring decisions, soft calls, go against us. We came out flat in the 2nd but moving Pagey to the square and leaving him one-out bought us 4 goals, 3 to the big man. It was roughly about 9.5 to 5.3 at half time, and we came off feeling pretty happy that we had started to get on top even though the umpiring decisions were not improving.
But then it all just went to shit.
We couldnt get near the ball without a push, hold or 'throw' (fucking bullshit) called against us. It was the single worst display of umpiring i have ever seen, and not just because they were shit calls, but because 95% went Donnybrook's way. And i promise you, that is not an exaggeration. I was on the sidelines going nutso at them, i was scared i was going to hurt them hey. So they ended up getting 8 goals to 1, leaving us three goals behind.
Up to this point, 9 of their 13 goals had come from free kicks, 7 directly and 2 indirectly. it was an absolute joke. In fairness though, we did play pretty badly in the 3rd, but it was because frustration and decreased confidence due to the umpires affected our team so badly.
The last quarter was the only semi-even quarter umpiring-wise, but donnybrook just shut down and droppped players back, preferring to stop us scoring rather than scoring themselves. They ended up winning by about 2 goals. You should have seen them, they were so fucking happy, they were basically making love it the forward pocket. Even with no lube. Best players;
Tony Page. An absolute machine. Killed it in the ruck and around the ground all day, probably helped by the fact he was our only marking target cos Baker and Harbeck were both absent. When moved down forward he bagged 3 in 10 mins and finished with 5.2 in a buddy-like performance.
Tony Page. A friggen gun. Seriously. If it wasnt for this dude, we would have lost be the same margin we thrashed Donnybrook by last time. Scored a 55m goal on the run in the first quarter, and he didnt even get onto it. Brockish goal.
Tony Page. Noone else is worth mentioning, because Tony was the team.
At least league and reserves dominated hell easily. Fraser kicked a couple and Jimmy kicked 4 or 5, mostly cheapies though. He got punched in the head and was rolling around on the ground it was so funny hey.
While we were watching league out of Rennies' ute's tray, i noticed Chris Masten had decided to rock up. All the girls were sucked to him like homos to a soccer match obviously, it was pretty lame. Morgan, the Emmas and Ric were off and played groupies for a while, which seemed to work cos they got propositioned to go back to his hotel. So now we know he has no standards, but at least the girls do, as they didnt oblige.
It was pretty funny watching everyone in the rooms around him, the guys were showing off hell bad and the chicks had doodle signs for pupils, they were that keen on him. I think he pulled two roots by 10 O'Clock. Nice. The night was pretty good, everyone enjoyed themselves heaps and it got shut down around about 1. We ordered a taxi but it got poached by fucking Tyson so we walked (i ran) to the 24 hour-ie and got food while we waited for a taxi. Which ended up being like an hour.
So all in all, pretty good fun. favourite part of the night was watching Chris Masten wearing a busso magpies hat and yelling out about how much he loves Busso and wants to play for us. Hell pathetic hey, but funny.
Aiite, im off like Thomas' shirt at every party
Friday, August 1, 2008
All Alone
Well thats it then. The McMulkins are no longer in Australia, as of 12.05 this morning. That means that in Australia, I am the only remaining Lambda Boy. You guys all suck d*ck, i hate you all, why would you do this to me? Just cos Im a Cheap-ass, it doesnt mean you can abandon me.
What am i saying, i love you guys.
So it's 2 months at least until i see any of you, barring Kelly who gets back in a week or two, but he will always be at Morgan's, work or Capel (in that order) so it wont be heaps different. At least ill see him out at footy and he can be my wingman. After all, his favourite movie is Top Gun and he wants to be a pilot. Too bad he's bigger than any plane ive seen.
Tomorrow is gonna be sick, can believe im gonnahave to be awesome on my own. Well, i do have Bags and Pagey to drink with, so its allll goooood.
Not sure if you guys know, but Cal has been working his magic since ive last updated my blog. Remember my post from two weeks ago, about hat chick he was tuning? Here's a refresher if you cant:
Cal however, who was Designated, had much more luck with a sheila named Georgia, but his soberness could have been the deciding factor.
Yeah, so it turns out this was not just a one-time tune-sesh. She came out with us to dinner on Wednesday night, for there going away dinner with their (remaining) friends, me and cockers. Hayley wasnt available. She reckons. Anyway, he was pretty smooth hey, even walked her home. She a pretty cool chick, so im all for it, and im very proud.
Thats it, im off to pick up the clones. Have fun, and for god sakes Brock, go get soem f*cking girls. And as you can see, im a fan of the f*cking asterisks. woo.
Im off like Ruby after Brock wipes peanut butter all over his nuts
What am i saying, i love you guys.
So it's 2 months at least until i see any of you, barring Kelly who gets back in a week or two, but he will always be at Morgan's, work or Capel (in that order) so it wont be heaps different. At least ill see him out at footy and he can be my wingman. After all, his favourite movie is Top Gun and he wants to be a pilot. Too bad he's bigger than any plane ive seen.
Tomorrow is gonna be sick, can believe im gonnahave to be awesome on my own. Well, i do have Bags and Pagey to drink with, so its allll goooood.
Not sure if you guys know, but Cal has been working his magic since ive last updated my blog. Remember my post from two weeks ago, about hat chick he was tuning? Here's a refresher if you cant:
Cal however, who was Designated, had much more luck with a sheila named Georgia, but his soberness could have been the deciding factor.
Yeah, so it turns out this was not just a one-time tune-sesh. She came out with us to dinner on Wednesday night, for there going away dinner with their (remaining) friends, me and cockers. Hayley wasnt available. She reckons. Anyway, he was pretty smooth hey, even walked her home. She a pretty cool chick, so im all for it, and im very proud.
Thats it, im off to pick up the clones. Have fun, and for god sakes Brock, go get soem f*cking girls. And as you can see, im a fan of the f*cking asterisks. woo.
Im off like Ruby after Brock wipes peanut butter all over his nuts
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