Weekend Windup: Part II

Okay im back. By Brockys request, here are the answers to the two questions: Jimmy started poorly but warmed towards the end. Definitely wasnt the worst player, probably had more tackles than possessions. Overall, a commendable game for a 1st gamer. Secondly, Ill probably be out for the rest of the year. There is 7 weeks left and 6 games, and this tear is worse than the others so who knows?

Well as you can imagine the night didnt start well for me, but i soon got into the spirit of things. 3 wins does that to you i guess. The feed was bigger than usual, im guessing cos it was a derby. When Pagey returned from showering, we relocated his car to prime position and us and Emma watched the game from inside his car's warm interior. Once they won, we were out and at the awards speech, where we managed to bonehead a newspaper photograph! (For those who dont know what boneheading is, its getting in photos than noone else whats you in and for no reason).

So then we headed back into the clubrooms and we started the famous jug cyndicate between myself, Mulks, Pagey and Rennie. A couple of Beez and Carlton Draught and we were suitably fuzzy. Cribby was being the funniest kid, when i left to leak some urine, he took my spot next to emma, unbeknown to her. It scared the shit out of her when she finally figured out it wasnt me, but cribby, hugging her. Haha. Actually, my favourite part of the night was the news from Tom that Yoda and Taryn were hooking up in front of him haha! Something things never change, i.e case in point, and Kelly's temper issues.

Being such a team player (remember the season-ending shepherd i laid?) i offered to be Pagey's wingman for the night. I was working on the angle that being with Pagey is a MUST. So i quizzed several females about whether they had purchased tickets to the Page-Train. Noone had. My efforts would have been far less futile had Tony given me a target to hone in on, but he was not to oblige. Cal however, who was Designated, had much more luck with a sheila named Georgia, but his soberness could have been the deciding factor. Tom, with his usual aplomb, was zeroing in on Hayley, but not with any luck (see Taryn, above).

It was about then when i started to feel like i had consumed enough poison and started Jarryding (whinging) about going home. We ordered a taxi, but before it came Chal decided that enough was enough and we left, having had a very merry evening. Wish you guys were there, but not really. Actually i would have had some piss buddies, cos noone would take a tandem whizz with me all night... Any questions class?

Aiite, im off like Kelly on his snowboard

peece

Weeknd Windup

Okay there is a lot to get through. The only way to get through it all is good ol' chronological order. So on Friday night i went to see the Dark Knight with Em. It was (with no exaggeration) the best movie i have ever seen. Ever made even. Heath was that good that i now reenact all my favourite joker scenes. My favourite bit is his magic trick. Neat. There is more twists and turns in the movie than Kelly's driving.

Now onto the juicy stuff. Saturday started in reasonably good style, with the shitty weather forecast holding back most of the day. It was a swapped game, so rezzies played first and colts got to enjoy the twilight fixture in front of at least triple the crowd we usually get. Prossy boosted the side with his inclusion, as did Ryan Piersson.

We absolutely raped in the first quarter, 6 goals to none. The second quarter wasnt so good, with Margs nabbing the first four goals, but we got back on top to get the next 3, and a few extra behinds to go with it. Then half time came, but not before Pagey earned himself a Yellow Card with a bit of smishing. I maintain that Kelly has rubbed off on him. Nevertheless everyone was feeling pretty good about themselves. I applied extra deepheat on my hammy and back and rode the bike at half time to keep everything warm.

The next quarter we kicked in where we began and our passing was unselfish and skillful. Then, thanks to Pagey, i broke out of the ball up with the ball and handballed to Chal on the wing. Wanting to be a team player i went to put on the shepherd, then, ping. Goodbye hamstring. So with Pagey and myself off for the 3rd quarter, everyone stood up and we extended our lead nicely. The last quarter went smoothly, with another increase in the lead and the game in our hands, a 12 goal victory. Tasted sweet! After the game, the BOG was awarded to Harbeck and him and Pagey gave good speeches as we obtained the East Perth Trophy. Matt's award was a shitty book on East Perth's history ahah ripped off. Here's my picks;

Matt 'Birdman' Harbeck. Got into the game the longer it went, and used his highflying ability many times to win us the ball. His six goals didnt hurt his effort either.

Ryan 'Milky Bar Kid' Piersson. Played the role of hardnut nicely, and shat on many Margs players. Took a couple of grabs too.

Dylan 'Dildo' Pross. Playing his first game for the year out of full forward, providing us the target that Mr 10 usually would. His marking on the lead was phenomenal, his kicking, not so much so.

It ended up being a cleansweep, with league and rezzies pulling through also. This set the stage for another great saturday night at the footy club. I gotta run, but i will update about the night this arvo.

Im off like the lid on the milo tin when brock is studying

alexxx