$100 Knight

Friday night fever. We all had it. There is no cure.

The $100 ticket night was also on Friday. Coincidence? I think not.

Well the night started off a little shaky cos i didnt know it was more smart-casual than casual, so i rocked up in a hella-bright jumper, and everyone there was wearing black or white so i stood out like a Rangga in a group shower. But no matter, alcohol would settle that. As i came in, Toby stamped me to acknowledge that i am Underage. Stupid idea really, as i just wiped it off, as did Pagey. Seriously, it wasnt a masterstroke or anything. Stupid idea by them.

The tickets were pretty cool but. 1 ticket = a middy and 2 = a stubby and 4 = a jug. So we just chipped in for jugs for a while and we were well and truly gone by the time the raffle was drawn. We had broken the seal pretty early too, so there was trips aplenty to the urinal.

All was good until about 10.30 when Hatty and Strahany and some dude apparently called Varcoe got into smishes which resulted in Strahany being shirtless and Hatty getting his nose turned into a blood-tap. So they tried to close the bar then and told everyone that tickets couldnt be used anymore but so many people were pissed off that they had to reopen. After all, they didnt pay $100 for nothing.

After a while me and Pagey were the only two Colts left standing and im ashamed to say i abandoned him in my fixation on hijacking a taxi. And he let me know about it, believe me. Well the taxi i took was a bad choice cos it was going out all the way to Port Geo. By the time we'd been there and to mine the fare was 40 big ones. Oh well.

Tonight we are going out again maybe. It's the Buddy and Fev Show tonight, so we will be tuning in. Have fun everyone, this is the last day of August.

Im off like Strahanys shirt