Faggy Name

I was just thinknig tonight about how weird it is that im gonna have to get used to calling our biggest friend by his new name: Brock Jeffery-Monck. And the longer i said it over and over in my head, the weirder and gayer it sounds. Now it just sounds gay.

Come to think of it, its a disgrace. Why should i have to learn his name all over again? I have to learn how to feel comfortable calling him Jeffery-Monck, like its normal to me. You know, this is specifically why i have male friends, so i wont have to remember their new names when they get married. Cos obviously the unlucky women will have to takes theirs.

It was like my Grade 6 teacher, Miss Twaddle. Awesome name, i can see why she got married. But seriously, i was so used to calling her that, that when she became Mrs Christie, it took me the best part of a semester to get used to the change. Awkward. The only cool part i can remember is when she decided to reenact the wedding at an assembly so all the kids could see it. She actually put the dress on and all, but her husband had work so they just got the year 4 teacher Mr Mills to act as the groom. Which was weird, cos all the younger ones actually thought they were married for a while. Bless them.

Not only will this change the way i remember his name, but dont you think its a little gay? Having a three-worded name, or as i like to call it, Trinamous. So Brock is a Trinamer now. How self-absorbed, or pretentious, he must be to become a Trinamer. Think about - Anna Nicole-Smith, Samuel L Jackson, George W Bush, Courtney Cox-Arquette, Lewis Roberts-Thompson - these people think they are such hot shit, so special they deserve an extra name?

Brock Jeffery-Monck. Next we will be asked to call him 'Your Highness' aswell!

Buts thats okay, I'll get used to it. I got used to Kelly being gay after he came out of the closet, so this should be a piece of cake.