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A found a picture of our friend with a longer name than Albus Dumbledore, Brock James Jeffery-Monck. I think he has always considered himself something of a divine being, and here is the proof.

Anyway, i havnt done much the last couple of days but. A couple of weird things did happen though. I went to get ready for work on Tuesday arvo, and i went to wet my toothbrush to brush my teeth but the water just dribbled out. I was like 'what the hell?' so i called Dad at work to let him know. So he got people from up the road, and the handyman from his work to come and check it out and shit. But they had no idea, everything was working properly, just shit all water was coming out.

We came to the conclusion that there must a burst pipe somewhere, so we are digging around all through the garden looking for soft spots, which, let me tell you, is great fun. I recommend it. SO at this point of dirty, sweaty, and still in what i slept in that morning, and the cops rock up. Not just 2, like normal, but 3, and i think to myself, i must have really done something wrong if they're getting extra back up for me. But they probably just know how strong i am... So reluctantly i went over and said hello to them and asked 'How can i help you officers' like you see in the movies, you know... And then i notice that the third cop is strangely familiar... Anyway so im standing there staring at her cos i didnt realise straight away who she was, and this other cop is talking to me and asking me questions and i just answer like im on auto pilot or something, my mind is still going at a thousand revs trying to figure out who she is.

It turns out that she is no other that Jarryd 'The Heartbreak Kid' Kelly's ex-girlfriend and ex-model, Sam. Oh not Jarryd's new Sam, the old one from Bunbury. You all know the one dont you guys...

The cops explained they only wanted to talk to my Dad about jury duty, and that could i please give it to them when i he got home. And then they scurried off, and Dad pulls in just after. Meanwhile, we still have guys looking at our water-metre, stomping on our garden and what-not. Finally Dad grew some balls and rang the water company, and with alot of muffled swear words, he found out what the problem was: With Mum gone, we had left some letters unopened, one of them saying that we hadnt payed our water bill yet so if we didnt soon the water would get cut off. And it was 5 by then, so they cant turn it back on until tomorrow. SO i went showerless to work that night and the next morning, i pity the people who had to work with me..

Oh and by the way, i won $20 this week in my Fanfooty Fantasy team for getting the 3rd highest score out or over 600 people that week. So suck on that Mum, im not wasting my time. Anyway, im off, so i will finish with a famous quote:

"All hail Brock James Jeffery-Monck, the fearless leader of the Lambda Boys" Adolf Hitler