Brock's Bio...

Over the next week or so, im gonna do a couple of Bio's of the boys so anyone reading knows who im talking about. Today, its Brock.

Brock grew up in a small village where hardly any sunlight reached. This may have contributed to the fact that he is pastey today. He and his Mother, the wonderful Sue, looked after each other and being an only child at the time, Brock was suitably spoilt. His Mother would pack his bags for him whenever he went to see his father Jock, and would bring him a milo when he studied.

Here is a baby picture of Brock, where his dope smoking habbits as a young child may have influenced the dopey expression he wears today.
After moving from the small village and a few suburbs in Perth, he met Jarryd Kelly and were classmates for a short period of time. They had such a bond that they even posed for a nude shoot for Sue, who still has the pictures today of the younger Brock and Jarryd hugging nude.

Then in the fateful year that was 2002, Brock started his first year at Vasse primary where he made some lifelong friends. Here is a picture of him taken on his first day of school that year (he hadnt purchased a school uniform at the time, so he wore what he used to wear in the village):

That year we won Sportsman of the year due to his ability to manipulate and blackmail the voting commitee. This was a talent he would call on in his later high school years. He began Year 8 at BSHS in the elite ATP class (Amazingly Talented People) where he had few friends, but that changed. He met an equally talented student, who we will call Dingo, and this proved to be the formation of a supergroup later known at The Landa Boys.

Over the following years Brock's devious powers grew and he managed to rise to leader of the Landa Boys. Never short on ideas, his plans and secrets were often dangerous and scandalous, earning him a reputation. While he tried to deny this to outsiders by acting polite and sincere, very few people were fooled.

His greatest accomplishments: Building the incredible machine with Carlson, Creator of the List (a comprehensive list of the most attractive girls in the year, in order), and the ringleader behind the numerous letters to a certain group members Mother.

Today Brock is one of the greatest basketballers, ruckman and Plan-devisers of our time. He spends his hours studying the NBA and fantasizing about Meluka. Currently holidaying in New Zealand in his year off, he plans to study at UWA next year.