Brock Monck and Dale Thomas are actually twins. To go with this photographic proof is the stark similarities between the pair. Both have poofterish tendencies to bleaching their hair, both have remarkable football ability and both support the wankiest AFL club there is - the Collingwood Magpies.
Jarryd Kelly and Borat are twin brothers, split apart by a terrible hospital mix-up. Along with the above evidence, there are undeniable facts which support this theory. Both have an unfounded shamelessness about their bodies, both own, and like to wear, G-Bangers, and both have weird homosexual characteristics.
Probably the greatest certainty of the lot is the shared blood of Kelly Duthie and Derek Zoolander. If the obvious proof above is not sufficient, consider these undeniable facts. They share a love for Male Modelling, both have a huge lack of modesty, and Kelly too, wants to be a merman. Kelly, like Zoolander, cannot go left but this tendency is only limited to basketball, which makes him so easy to read and hence steal off.
Im convinced these are real life tragedies, twin brothers separated at birth. If anyone has anymore evidence, or comments on the matter, feel free to leave them as it would help further this investigation and to reunite these lost brothers.
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6 comments:
omg that is so good
brocky and dale thomas have the same hair for sure! lol
very clever i must say!
haha genius
as if derek has anything on me :)
ive noticed while over here kelly also wears a little make-up on the od occasion.. coincidence, i think not
I hope you dont mind Alex, but i am reading "The Trials and Tribulations of Busselton" as well. It is very entertaining and i am enjoying it. From Brocky and Dale's Mummy.
Haha Sue, no problem, thanks for the compliment and for reading. In fact, you should start a Blog Club (like a book club, where you get together with all your girl friends and talk about blogs).
Hope your praying for your son every night... I am.
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