Kelly's Bio...

Kelly was born into the paradise town Busselton. But before he had a chance to experience true paradise, some thing went horribly wrong. His family packed up and moved to the ghastly and far removed ghost town called Capel when he was 1. Noone knew what happened at the time, but it came out over the following years.

Kelly had been enjoying his 1st birthday when, just as Bella looked away, he slipped out of Misty's cat-door and into the back yard. He toddled over to his father Johnny's fruit and veggie patch, where Duthie Senior had been experimenting on some mandarins. Kelly being curious and drawn to the orange colour, crawled over and took one bite. Bella came screaming out of the kitchen - but too late. Kelly suffered a super-allergic reaction which altered his chemical makeup forever, and nearly killed him. His hair turned Orange and he grew at a rapid rate. The incident made Kelly dependent on mandarin juice instead of H2O. This problem had an easy solution, moving to Capel where all the Mandarin Juice Kelly needed would be farmed by his family to help him survive.

It was not long before they discovered that not only did he grow faster than everyone - he had acquired super-smarts, super-strength and super-speed. Not wanting to turn him into a circus act, they enlisted him into the one sport in which noone cared about enough to notice - Hockey. Here is a picture of Kelly in training:

This allowed him to lead a near normal life, and he managed to conceal his secret identity by claiming he had never tried a mandarin before. While he was a social outcast at primary school, this was to change at BSHS. He met two talented friends in the Amazingly Talented People program, where they combined forces to form the supergroup known only as The Landa Boys.

He got sloppy however, when his desire to win got the better of him. Noone could beat him in any event under any conditions, and he won Champion Boy every year at school. He did have a kryptonite however: Alcohol. The effects varied, with super-sleepiness affecting his battle against Lizzie, and super-gayness caused him to try and woo Dingo, going way too far in gay chicken.

He did not always use his powers for good however - He used them to seduce the Sports Queen, Morgan, as well as using his Super-vision to aid him in 'copping an eyeful' of Vassy once he had dropped his ruler as a diversion. But his powers also got him into trouble - his super-loud-voice landed him in hot water with the Brazilian Chick. Twice.

Over his high school years, Kelly was noted for his awesome sporting ability, his Platform of Doom, and his unrelenting politeness. Today, Kelly is a leading Ronald McDonald stunt double and one of the greatest Hockey Players in the universe. He spends his time 'pretending' to be normal and drinking mandarin juice. Currently on holiday in New Zealand, he is truly missed by the Australian population, but not by the chair population, as they have been kick-free for a couple of weeks now.